Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
