I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
then he tried to convert me to islam
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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