Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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