The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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