She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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