I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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