Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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