there was a trapeze. enough said
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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