I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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