What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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