I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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