It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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