i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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