I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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