I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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