i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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