Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
