We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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