we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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