Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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