I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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