If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
