yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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