just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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