Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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