you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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