Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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