Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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