She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We named our party play list daddy issues
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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