Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
