New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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