also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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