How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
