Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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