please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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