He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
