So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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