He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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