i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I intend to get homeless drunk
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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