what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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