I think I just saw someone hide a body.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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