Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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