How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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