Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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