I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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