Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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