i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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