she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
They are going to name an STD after you.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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