So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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