Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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