I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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