Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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