the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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