have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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