She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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