OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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