Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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