Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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