Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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